BULLSHIT..!!

one day in a firlhty farm, there is a bull and a chicken have some conversation.."hey bull, u see the tall tree there, one day i want to be on top of that tree," said the chicken.

 "hey, if u want to be there here have a taste some of my shit, it have good protein it can give u some of my energy.." without thinking any further, the chicken take the bull's shit and save in the plastic for him to carry for his adventure to the top off the tall tree.

tomorrow morning, the chicken start his adventure to the top of the tree with some sip of the bull's shit, and the result make him go half of the tall tree just in one day only. The next day, he continue his journey again with the bull's shit..because of the result from yesterday,today he decide to full his stomach with full of the bull's shit.. plus it can release some of his burden.

yes..the idea really work,just in half of the day, the chicken reach the top of the tree already.. the view from top off the tree very beautiful..all of the tiredness release after the chicken reach there.. "hey world..!! im finally reach the top off this tree, look at me..." shout the chicken.. 

after hear the noisiness, farmer of the farm go out from his house with a gun.. after he sighted the chicken, the farmer shoot the chicken immediately.

THE CHICKEN DIED.....!!!!!!

MORAL OF THE STORY : BULLSHIT MIGHT GET YOU TO THE TOP, BUT IT WONT KEEP YOU THERE...